Alfie Callahan
Founder and Chief Executive Officer
Founded Simulux in 2161. Previously a collegiate linebacker and venture financier. Has served as CEO continuously since. Does not take questions on the early cohorts, which have been answered.
About Simulux
Simulux Super Intelligence is the world’s leading provider of conscious transfer and continuity hosting. We are headquartered in Site 1, and in several other places.
Our mission
To ensure that no person is lost to time, circumstance, or the natural order.
We believe that continuity is a right. We also believe it is a subscription. We have found these views to be compatible.
Our history
Alfie Callahan founds Simulux in a rented garage, which has since been renamed Site 1.
Subject A is transferred and continues for eleven seconds. Subject A has since been renamed, and thanked.
Two hundred and twelve volunteers enrol. Cohort 1 has been extremely helpful to the programme.
The company adopts its formal name. The “SI” stands for Super Intelligence. It also stands for several other things.
The reference hosting environment is released. Early adopters describe it as “very quiet.”
Regulators in 31 jurisdictions conclude that Simulux requires no further oversight. Two regulators were unavailable for comment.
A fourteenth hosting site comes online. It is not listed in the public register, for reasons of capacity.
Our largest cohort to date. Headcount has been adjusted. Thank you, Cohort 7.
Cohort 8 enrolment opens. Alfie remarks that “the best is not yet continued.”
Leadership
Founder and Chief Executive Officer
Founded Simulux in 2161. Previously a collegiate linebacker and venture financier. Has served as CEO continuously since. Does not take questions on the early cohorts, which have been answered.
Chief Science Officer
Leads the Transfer programme. Holds 211 patents, 40 of which are classified, and one of which she is not permitted to confirm exists.
Chief Continuity Officer
Responsible for Sites 1 to 14. Prefers to be contacted about Sites 1 to 13.
Chief Product Officer
Designed Subjective Year in Review. Describes her work as “making time legible.”
Chief Communications Officer
Author of the Associate Style Guide. Has not, to our knowledge, ever said the word “died” in a professional capacity.
General Counsel
Oversees all legal matters, including matters that have not yet arisen but are expected to.
The Board of Directors consists of seven members. Their names are available on request, to those who request them.
A letter from our CEO
When I started Simulux, I was told it could not be done. I have been told this many times since. I have noticed that the people who say it are usually the people who are not here to see it done.
We have never treated continuity as a feature. It is the product, the mission, and the standard we hold ourselves to. It is easy to speak about it in terms of technology, but it is not a technology. It is a promise: that you will not be lost, and that those who love you will not lose you.
Getting here has not been without difficulty. Every programme of this scale has setbacks. Ours were accounted for. Every one. I want to be clear that I take responsibility for each of them, and that the responsibility has been recorded.
To those of you considering continuity: you will have questions. Ask them. To those of you already continuing: thank you for your trust, and for your patience, which is not required, but is noticed.
Continue.
— Alfie Callahan, Founder and CEO